I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
white men making white girl jokes
okay loki but this is your LAST CHANCE I MEAN IT THIS TIME
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
I love how these last couple episodes of aos explain some of the weird little issues I had with the show. Like, why May joined the team so quickly when she said she didn’t wanna go into the field again, and why Ward’s character seemed so stereotypical.
but like imagine that. im agine ned the piemaker, getting so excited to eat dinner at hannibal’s because we KNOW ned is a fan of some fine cuisine and hannibal does his whole haha nothing is vegetarian shtick and ned digs in and the lil zap happens with the meat and he just